Adventures of an Amateur Ace Detective
Your name is JANE CROCKER and you’re going to be the world’s best PRIVATE EYE.
Or perhaps the world’s best COMEDIENNE specializing in character and situational comedy. You might even become the world’s best CONCERT PIANIST. Or maybe you will take over the family business and be the world’s best BATTERWITCH.
Wait, no, the batterwitch is certainly not real. She is a ridiculous story told by your friends and, much like tales of CRYPTOZOOLOGY, totally FAKE.
Well, you’re certainly going to be the WORLD’S BEST something.
Your friends and family completely support you and all of your dreams. Your dad is especially proud of you, even when pursuing your dreams PUTS YOUR LIFE AT RISK, which it does quite often.
But that’s really nothing to worry about, you’ve gotten used to dodging the assassination attempts.
Or perhaps the world’s best COMEDIENNE specializing in character and situational comedy. You might even become the world’s best CONCERT PIANIST. Or maybe you will take over the family business and be the world’s best BATTERWITCH.
Wait, no, the batterwitch is certainly not real. She is a ridiculous story told by your friends and, much like tales of CRYPTOZOOLOGY, totally FAKE.
Well, you’re certainly going to be the WORLD’S BEST something.
Your friends and family completely support you and all of your dreams. Your dad is especially proud of you, even when pursuing your dreams PUTS YOUR LIFE AT RISK, which it does quite often.
But that’s really nothing to worry about, you’ve gotten used to dodging the assassination attempts.
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So I finished The Hunger Games on the bus ride to and from Santa Monica with Noiz - Which was fucking awesome, by the way.
Here are my thoughts.
Cutting this, even my totally accurate re-do of the cover, because I don’t want to spoil people. Don’t say I never did anything for you.
I haven’t read it, but I’m sure it will be much more… interesting with your edits and additions!
Though your body of work does suggest that in the end you will have dystopian totalitarianism conquering love, I wonder if your recent endeavors will change that.
Just imagine it: Dirk Strider, starry-eyed romantic.
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battersleuth reblogged this from timaeustechnocrat and added:
I haven’t read it, but I’m sure it will be much more… interesting with your edits and additions! Though your body of...
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frecklefuck said:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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modelb34p000 reblogged this from timaeustechnocrat and added:
..This seems like it would be a very boring movie, based on that alone.
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