Adventures of an Amateur Ace Detective

Your name is JANE CROCKER and you’re going to be the world’s best PRIVATE EYE.

Or perhaps the world’s best COMEDIENNE specializing in character and situational comedy. You might even become the world’s best CONCERT PIANIST. Or maybe you will take over the family business and be the world’s best BATTERWITCH.

Wait, no, the batterwitch is certainly not real. She is a ridiculous story told by your friends and, much like tales of CRYPTOZOOLOGY, totally FAKE.

Well, you’re certainly going to be the WORLD’S BEST something.

Your friends and family completely support you and all of your dreams. Your dad is especially proud of you, even when pursuing your dreams PUTS YOUR LIFE AT RISK, which it does quite often.

But that’s really nothing to worry about, you’ve gotten used to dodging the assassination attempts.